Turns out, excessive silicone implantation and long-term acrylic hair usage boosts fertility, because Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak has announced she is — hold on to your wigs, y’all — pregnant.
Yes, Kim, “32,” and 25-year-old boyfriend and Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann are expecting their first child together.
“I was surprised!” Kim, 32, tells Life & Style. “While it wasn’t planned, God clearly has a bigger and better plan for us and we’re excited.”
At first, Kim denied reports that she was pregnant when her ex-lesbian lover leaked the news. (Don’t you just hate when that happens?)
“I was appalled and disgusted by that,” she says. “I wasn’t through my first trimester — you never know what could happen.”
Now, however, Kim is three months pregnant and ready to share the wonderful news for the right amount of money, telling Life & Style: “I’m the happiest I’ve ever been.”
Kim also has two daughters from a previous marriage, Brielle, 13, and Ariana, 9.
But here’s the news you really have been waiting for: You can FINALLY download Kim’s single, “Google Me,” on iTunes on Nov. 30.
“Google Me”? Awwww. Sounds like an ode to the conception of their child.