Real Housewives of Atlanta Star Kim Zolciak: Her Beautiful Journey from Wigs to ‘The Wiggles’

Turns out, excessive silicone implantation and long-term acrylic hair usage boosts fertility, because Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak has announced she is — hold on to your wigs, y’all — pregnant.

Yes, Kim, “32,” and 25-year-old boyfriend and Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann are expecting their first child together.

“I was surprised!” Kim, 32, tells Life & Style. “While it wasn’t planned, God clearly has a bigger and better plan for us and we’re excited.”

At first, Kim denied reports that she was pregnant when her ex-lesbian lover leaked the news.  (Don’t you just hate when that happens?)

“I was appalled and disgusted by that,” she says. “I wasn’t through my first trimester — you never know what could happen.”

Now, however, Kim is three months pregnant and ready to share the wonderful news for the right amount of money, telling Life & Style: “I’m the happiest I’ve ever been.”

Kim also has two daughters from a previous marriage, Brielle, 13, and Ariana, 9.

But here’s the news you really have been waiting for:  You can FINALLY download Kim’s single, “Google Me,” on iTunes on Nov. 30.

“Google Me”?  Awwww.  Sounds like an ode to the conception of their child.