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Real Housewives of Atlanta Star Kim Zolciak: Her Beautiful Journey from Wigs to ‘The Wiggles’

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Real Housewives of Atlanta Star Kim Zolciak: Her Beautiful Journey from Wigs to ‘The Wiggles’

Turns out, excessive silicone implantation and long-term acrylic hair usage boosts fertility, because Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak has announced she is — hold on to your wigs, y’all — pregnant.

Yes, Kim, “32,” and 25-year-old boyfriend and Atlanta Falcons defensive end Kroy Biermann are expecting their first child together.

“I was surprised!” Kim, 32, tells Life & Style. “While it wasn’t planned, God clearly has a bigger and better plan for us and we’re excited.”

At first, Kim denied reports that she was pregnant when her ex-lesbian lover leaked the news.  (Don’t you just hate when that happens?)

“I was appalled and disgusted by that,” she says. “I wasn’t through my first trimester — you never know what could happen.”

Now, however, Kim is three months pregnant and ready to share the wonderful news for the right amount of money, telling Life & Style: “I’m the happiest I’ve ever been.”

Kim also has two daughters from a previous marriage, Brielle, 13, and Ariana, 9.

But here’s the news you really have been waiting for:  You can FINALLY download Kim’s single, “Google Me,” on iTunes on Nov. 30.

“Google Me”?  Awwww.  Sounds like an ode to the conception of their child.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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