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Pop Quiz: Emme Maribel Muñiz

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Pop Quiz: Emme Maribel Muñiz

Jennifer Lopez’s daughter is looking away from the camera because:

1)  She thought she just spied Justin Bieber walking into the room;

2)  To get her to cooperate with the photo shoot, they’re going to have to bribe her with something MUCH better than a bag of candy;

3)  She is convinced that, like Barbra Streisand, her left profile is her “good side”;

4)  She is thinking about changing her Facebook status to, “Stuck at a fashion event with mom WHERE THEY DON’T EVEN SERVE MACARONI OR CHICKEN NUGGETS.  Ugh!”

5)  None of the above.  Emme is looking away because _______________.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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