Weekly News Roundup: How to Spy on Your Child’s Computer Habits and Other Things Your Kids Will Love!

“Crap,” the pregnant lady thinks.  “You mean even after I give birth, I’ll STILL be wearing this maternity nightgown?”  [AFP]

My favorite headline of the week: “Kate Gosselin Makes Kids Eat Week-Old Sandwiches!”  Let’s hope they’re not tuna.  [Us Weekly]

Introducing the porn stick.  Stick it in your kid’s computer to see what s/he has been up to.  Such as surfing Playboy.  Or worse — downloading Jonas Brother songs. [ksl]

Because of the trend of posting newborn pictures on social networking sites, women in labor are more worried about their hair than the delivery.  I see a new business opportunity:  discounted blow-out with every epidural!  [ABC News]

Rachel Zoe is indeed pregnant.   You just know that baby is coming home in a fur vest, huge sunglasses, bangles and a floppy hat.   Regardless of gender.  [Yahoo!]

The topic at-hand:  Changing diapers at the dinner table.  YUM!  More baked beans, anyone?  [Babble]