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This Baby Shower Cake Really IS All Belly

Baby Shower Cakes Gone Wrong

This Baby Shower Cake Really IS All Belly

That’s right, young man — when a woman becomes pregnant, sometimes her head and limbs fall off and ALL THAT IS LEFT IS HER BELLY IN A FLOWER POT.  That’s why you should always use protection.  (Or, you know, abstain since you’re, like, five years old.)

Also:  always keep some potting soil around.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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