Baby Shower Cakes Gone Wrong
The Ol’ Crustacean Baby Shower Cake
I keep waiting for The Little Mermaid‘s Sebastian to pop up and start singing, “Under the C(-section)…”

I keep waiting for The Little Mermaid‘s Sebastian to pop up and start singing, “Under the C(-section)…”
I must be becoming desensitized to these childbirth recreation cakes, because I must say: that vagina...
Because when you think of celebrating a new life, you think of these words: alien chest...
Sign #164 of the Zombie Apocalypse? Zombie babies invading our baked goods… With thanks to Laughing...
Because who else in their right mind would want a glossy, crown-wearing edible baby with a...
Not sure why the rest of those sperm look so happy. Poor things must not know...