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News Roundup: Bert Takes One Step Out of the Closet; What to Expect Takes One Step Toward Big Screen

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News Roundup: Bert Takes One Step Out of the Closet; What to Expect Takes One Step Toward Big Screen

What To Expect When You’re Expecting to be adapted into a romantic comedy.  Um, what?  When I read the book, seemed more like horror film material.  [EW]

Acne cream and denture adhesives get tax breaks, but breast pumps do NOT, determines the IRS.  In related news, IRS obviously run by men.  [NY Times]

Celine Dion names twins Eddy and Nelson, is allowed to bring them home.  Somewhere, Celine’s French-Canadian mom is going, “You called them WHAT?!”  [Ace ShowBiz]

Sesame Street’s Bert suggests he may be gay.  I’ll believe it when he finally trims that unibrow. [SkyNews]

Are soda cans killing YOUR sperm?  More at eleven.  [Washington Post]

When parents — and siblings — don’t share the same last name.  An issue that I have because I didn’t take my husband’s last name.  Not that it matters, given people just call me by my NEW name, “Skylar’s Mom,” anyway. [MotherLode]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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