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A Family’s Runny Mashed Potatoes Emergency and Other Breaking News

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A Family’s Runny Mashed Potatoes Emergency and Other Breaking News

Behold the world’s most expensive crib, costing $19,995.  Best of all, that price tag…?  DOESN’T INCLUDE ASSEMBLY.  [Posh Tots]

Illinois boy calls 911 over dad’s lousy dinner.  “Hi, 911…?  Yeah, so, my macaroni needs more butter.”  []

Mother of the Day So Far:  Woman put daughter on 700-calorie diet at age two.  [Daily Mail]

New study finds that women’s brains may actually get bigger during new motherhood.  And that space is filled with important things, like Barney tunes and poop schedules!  [Time]

Should parents who skip school conferences face jail time?  No, WORSE — they should have to go back to school.  [ABC News]

Mom donates 26 GALLONS of breast milk.  Wow.  There was a whole lotta pumpin’ going on in that house.  Just not the kind her husband had hoped for.  [Babble]

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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