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Kids as Speed Bumps: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Speed bumps of the future: creepy optical illusion children. This way, you’ll swerve and hit a real child. Brilliant! [Discovery]
Will Smith’s daughter Willow signed to Jay-Z’s record label. Jay-Z cites her talent and the names on her birth certificate as things that sealed the deal. [Ryan Seacrest]
Okay, this story totally got to me: Mom’s hug revives baby that was pronounced dead. (Oh yeah, it’s a tear-jerker.) [NYDN]
Nothing much works for morning sickness, study finds. Huh. I found that melodramatically screaming “I FEEL LIKE I’M GONNA DIE!” at my husband every once in a while made me feel better. [LA Times]
Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez are gettin’ it on. Well, yeah. Who else would hook up with those two dogs? [People]
Carolina Beach restaurant causes uproar by saying “no” to screaming children. Which is Chuck E. Cheese’s opportunity to open a place next door. [MSNBC]