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What I Learned from the 2010 Emmy Awards

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What I Learned from the 2010 Emmy Awards

George Clooney really needs to put on a few pounds.

These people could sure use more alcohol.

Amy Poehler should hire Star Jones as her FULL-TIME nipple guard (Star could use the work), because she was totally showing Betty White all of her, um, golden girls.

Giuliana Rancic needed that reality show to cover her tanning expenses.

Because sharing is caring, as I tell my kids. (Except my wine. Never my wine.)
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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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