Time for my favorite part of any awards show: the worst-dressed. (And, really, who better to judge these people’s style than the woman sitting here in dirty velour track pants, with string cheese hanging from her mouth…?)
Anna Paquin says, “Ole!”
Oh, look! January Jones’ breasts are covered with cocktail umbrellas, which would have landed her on the best dressed list, if only she’d had the decency to put them in a Mai-Tai for me.
Glee‘s Naya Rivera is looking quite, er, DRAMATIC, no? Her hair alone is taller than Ryan Seacrest. True story.
Poor Kristen Wiig. Dontcha just hate it when birds take up residence on your shoulders?
Eva LaRue, now starring in CSI: Hoochieville.