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Fashion Police: Worst Dressed at the 2010 Emmys

Fashion Police

Fashion Police: Worst Dressed at the 2010 Emmys

Time for my favorite part of any awards show:  the worst-dressed.  (And, really, who better to judge these people’s style than the woman sitting here in dirty velour track pants, with string cheese hanging from her mouth…?)

Anna Paquin says, “Ole!”

Oh, look!  January Jones’ breasts are covered with cocktail umbrellas, which would have landed her on the best dressed list, if only she’d had the decency to put them in a Mai-Tai for me.

Glee‘s Naya Rivera is looking quite, er, DRAMATIC, no?  Her hair alone is taller than Ryan Seacrest.  True story.

Poor Kristen Wiig.  Dontcha just hate it when birds take up residence on your shoulders?

Eva LaRue, now starring in CSI:  Hoochieville.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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