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And This is the Smart One

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And This is the Smart One

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It is 90 degrees here, an unusually sweltering temperature for Los Angeles.  In fact, it’s so hot I saw two trees fighting over a dog on my walk this morning.  True story.

Our townhouse has four levels, three of which have air conditioning.  So, naturally, where have Marcy and her ten pounds of fur been sleeping all day…?

That’s right:  the sauna-like top floor, directly in the sunlight.  Hmmmm.  Perhaps she is trying to sweat off a few pounds of kibble to get her figure bikini-ready…?

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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