This is Why I Don’t Go to the Gym
Back in the day when I did participate in group exercise classes, I once made the near-fatal mistake of choosing a spinning bike next to a deodorant-averse European man. That was five years ago. I only recently regained consciousness.
And, if possible, it seems things at the gym have only gotten worse since then.
All I have to say is, if this actually were an effective form of exercise, my husband would have Brad Pitt’s abs from Troy right now.
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