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Breaking news: Baby-eating cakes on the loose

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Breaking news: Baby-eating cakes on the loose

If you see such a cake, devour it IMMEDIATELY.  Hell, if cakes are starting to eat babies, you know it’s only a matter of time ’til they move up the human food chain to full-grown adults.  It’s us or them, people.


Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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