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This Birthing Event Dessert Really Takes the Cake

Baby Shower Cakes Gone Wrong

This Birthing Event Dessert Really Takes the Cake

Having watched an unhealthy number of baby delivery shows since becoming pregnant, I have witnessed my share of water births.  But never have I seen one in which they greet the baby with a floating cake and edible mom:


Here is yet another appetizing (and censored) baby-themed dessert, this time baked with insanity love for a birth center event rather than a baby shower.

Of course, it could have been even worse:  at least they didn’t make one for a proctology center event.

[Thanks to Laughing Stork reader, Eize, via Cakewrecks]

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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