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Finally — Diapers for the Discriminating Derrière

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Finally — Diapers for the Discriminating Derrière

Cynthia Rowley designs stylish Pampers for Target, available mid-July.  Because Elmo and Cookie Monster are tired of holding your baby’s mess!  [Luxist]

Many parents are “oblivious” to overweight kids.  We tried to reach one of these parents for comment, but they were too busy buying their kids supersized Big Mac meals to respond. [Newsweek]

Mel Gibson tells his baby mama, “You look like a f***ing pig in heat, and if you get raped by a pack of n***ers, it will be your fault.”  Charming.  [Radar]

Discovering your baby’s dominant sense — tactile, auditory, taste, etc. — can help you soothe him/her.   For example, a taste of vodka can be highly effective — oh wait, no, that soothes me.  [LA Times]

Parents defend 12-year-old’s bullying, sue school for punishing her.  With role models like that, I can’t imagine how the girl developed such aggression?  [Jezebel]

Katy Perry buys her mom a belated Mother’s Day gift:  a face lift.  Um… I hope her mom ASKED for one.  [Sydney Morning Herald]

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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