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Happy Father’s Day

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My dad and his mini-me (sans the Tom Selleck mustache, thank goodness).  Don’t be jealous of our stylish duds and ‘dos.  I’m pretty sure this is the last time I ever saw my dad in jeans — which he proclaimed would go out of style by 1988.

Ah, well, he is wise in other ways.  For example, I never go more than 3,000 miles without changing my oil.  And can hold a softball bat at just the right angle to whack the hell out of the ball.  And know that all boys have cooties.  Which is why I’m still a virgin, Dad, I promise!  Miss Skye:  The Immaculate Conception.  *Ahem*

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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