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The “Say What?” Report: John Travolta and Kelly Preston Are Having a Baby


The “Say What?” Report: John Travolta and Kelly Preston Are Having a Baby

File this under:  News that made me sit up and say, “Huh?”

After suffering the tragic loss of their son (and their two dogs), John Travolta and Kelly Preston finally have some good, if surprising, news:  Kelly, 47, is three months pregnant.

I know, right?

“It’s impossible to keep a secret … especially one as wonderful as this,” they say in a statement cross-posted to each of their Web sites.  “We want to be the first to share this great news with everyone that we are expecting a new addition to our family.  Love, John, Kelly and Ella.”

Wishing Kelly a healthy pregnancy.  And thanking John for not giving birth to a Battlefield Earth sequel.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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