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Woman Attacks Husband for Bad Sex
When a lover is less than satisfying, most women do the mature thing and simply complain to friends behind their partner’s back the next day. However, this woman here…? This woman who NOW appears to have a satisfied look on her face…? She stabbed her husband with scissors because she was unimpressed with his moves in bed.
Men around the world are all, we do NOT like the precedent this sets.
Michelle Thomas, 26, was arrested after police were called around 1AM to the couple’s house in the Texas town of Hudson. The man told police his wife became angry with him after a romp in the sack left her unsatisfied — so she proceeded to grab a pair of scissors and begin slashing him. Yikes.
Don’t mess with a woman’s orgasm, y’all. She’ll cut you!
Thankfully, he “only” suffered superficial cuts to his chest, thumb and knee. And in a surprising twist, alcohol was involved. Which explains a lot… including his, um, less-than-rock-solid performance.