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End-of-Week News: Chocolate-Flavored Toddler Formula; Baby Swimming; Age-Defying Beauty Tricks

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End-of-Week News: Chocolate-Flavored Toddler Formula; Baby Swimming; Age-Defying Beauty Tricks

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New chocolate- and vanilla-flavored toddler formula criticized for promoting childhood obesity.  Also very wrong:  that I would like to try a sample of it.  [LA Times]

Principal tells parents to take their kids off Facebook because “tweens do not have the resilience to withstand Internet name-calling.”  Which might explain… [CNN]

… Why half of parents “friend” their children.  They’re just trying to make the kids so uncomfortable they’ll want to leave!  [CNN]

Why Jennifer Aniston may want to rethink her baby food diet.  [Teeny Manolo]

Baby swimming appears to show later benefits.  Not to mention the benefit of putting your kid in adorable BABY SWIMSUITS!  [LA Times]

“6 beauty tricks that take years off.”  Yes, YEARS!  (I hope that doesn’t mean I’ll look like my high school photograph again.)  [InStyle]

Can babies tell right from wrong?  If so, that could explain why Miss Skye laughs when she toots — because her toots are all kinds of wrong.  Yowza.  [NYT]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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