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End-of-Week News: Yet More Crib Recalls; Tots Take Over ‘The Hills’; Mom to Blame for Morning Sickness

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End-of-Week News: Yet More Crib Recalls; Tots Take Over ‘The Hills’; Mom to Blame for Morning Sickness

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These kids acting out The Hills are way more believable than the “reality” stars. [Babelgum]

Hundreds of thousands of Simplicity and Graco cribs were recalled due to possible entrapment and strangulation.  As I always eloquently say, YIKES.  [CSMonitor]

Eliot Spitzer’s wife blames herself for husband’s hooker habit, saying, “The wife is supposed to take care of the sex. This is my failing.”  Feminism at its best! [Politics Daily]

Severe morning sickness is more likely if your mom had it.  Should have known it was Mom’s fault.  [Reuters]

72-year-old woman having baby with her biological grandson.  So much wrong with that sentence, so little time to run to the bathroom to throw up.  [New Idea]

Beyond the “awwww” factor, Babies is an engaging nature film, says critic.  Can’t wait to see it… when it comes out on DVD.  (Such is my life these days.)  [Reuters]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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