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Fashion Police: Gwyneth Paltrow at the ‘Iron Man 2’ Premiere

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Fashion Police: Gwyneth Paltrow at the ‘Iron Man 2’ Premiere

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SERAPHINA:  Oooohhhhh, shiny!  Wait — are those my shorts?!

SURI:  A shorts suit, Gwyneth?  With Ace-bandaged feet?  Are you serious?  If you’re going to go with Armani, then you really should have worn the cocktail dress composed entirely of silk chiffon roses from his latest collection at Milan Fashion Week — not something a Vegas cocktail waitress pushing gin-and-tonics at Circus Circus would wear.  *Le Sigh*  GROWN-UPS ARE SO STUPID.

Seraphina Affleck, Hollywood Newcomer

Seraphina Affleck, Hollywood Newcomer

Suri Cruise, Certified Mini-Fashionista

Suri Cruise, Certified Mini-Fashionista

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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