SERAPHINA: Oooohhhhh, shiny! Wait — are those my shorts?!
SURI: A shorts suit, Gwyneth? With Ace-bandaged feet? Are you serious? If you’re going to go with Armani, then you really should have worn the cocktail dress composed entirely of silk chiffon roses from his latest collection at Milan Fashion Week — not something a Vegas cocktail waitress pushing gin-and-tonics at Circus Circus would wear. *Le Sigh* GROWN-UPS ARE SO STUPID.