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The One-Two Punch
Two popular reasons people end up reproducing: 1) Blackouts; and 2) A first child who is an unbelievably well-behaved and happy snuggle bunny, misleading parents into believing ALL babies are like this.
Uh-oh.
Maybe it’s time I invested in the best birth control ever: spending a few hours at Chuck E. Cheese’s.
