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End-of-Week News: Bristol Palin PSA; Maternity Style Tips; U.S. Parents Deemed Bad Sports

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End-of-Week News: Bristol Palin PSA; Maternity Style Tips; U.S. Parents Deemed Bad Sports

American parents are world’s worst-behaved at kids’ sporting events, poll finds.  Well, SCREW THAT F*CKING POLL!  (Yeah, I’m going to be one of those parents.  For sure.)  [NY Daily News]

Bristol Palin‘s PSA warns teens about getting pregnant without a wealthy family to support them.  But if you’re rich, it’s all good!  [EW]

Parents are spending more time with children, study shows.  Which, sadly, takes precious quality time away from children and their Wiis.  [NYT]

Ways to “bump up” your maternity style.  (See what they did there?)  [Chicago Sun-Times]

Nicole Richie‘s Mommy Rules.”  Rule #1:  Make sure all kids’ names end with “ow.”  [Life & Style]

More breastfeeding could save babies’ lives, help economy.  Only a matter of time till it also brings world peace and cures cancer.  [US News & World Report]

Demi Moore says that when she finally stopped trying to “dominate” her body, she finally liked it.  Her body was probably pretty happy about that, too.  [Daily Mail]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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