I had something very important to do this evening, like shop online for summer sandals, so I turned on the TV to briefly entertain the kid. (Judge me not! I grew up watching massive amounts of TV and just look at how I — um, never mind.) Barney and Friends appeared on our screen for perhaps the second time ever in the history of our TV:
Miss Skye did not move from this position, not even a centimeter, the ENTIRE TIME THE GOOFY PURPLE CREATURE BOUNCED AROUND ON THE SCREEN.
Barney is her crack.
She couldn’t get enough. I swear she did not even blink, lest she miss an important plot point. Like whether Barney will finally be able to stop eating pistachios or not. Oh, the drama!
Hmpf. From what I’ve seen…? Those pistachios are doing his figure no favor.