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Relationship Obituaries: Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes


Relationship Obituaries: Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes

The nearly seven-year marriage of Kate Winslet and director Sam Mendes has passed away.  Cause of relationship death:  unknown.

“Kate and Sam are saddened to announce that they separated earlier this year,” their lawyers say in a statement. “The split is entirely amicable and is by mutual agreement. Both parties are fully committed to the future joint parenting of their children.”

Kate, 34, and Sam, 44, were married in 2003.  They have a son, Joe, 6.  Kate also has a daughter, Mia, 9, from her first marriage to Jim Threapleton.

The Marriage of Kate and Sam is survived by their his-and-her Oscars, my girl crush on Kate and many fans’ dream that she will now hook up with Leonardo DiCaprio.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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