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End-of-Week News: Fighting Child Obesity; Succumbing to Suri Cruise Mania; Impregnating “Pregnant Man” AGAIN

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End-of-Week News: Fighting Child Obesity; Succumbing to Suri Cruise Mania; Impregnating “Pregnant Man” AGAIN

Three manageable ways parents can use Michelle Obama’s “Let’s Move” campaign to fight child obesity.  Surprisingly, my mom’s “donuts for breakfast” regimen is NOT mentioned.  [USNews]

Pregnant women often don’t get tested for the most common birth defect.  Because, you know, after they make us take ten billion other screening tests, ONE more would be too much. [HealthNewsDigest]

Suri Cruise stands in the snow.  The world is fascinated.  (Yeah, including me.  Damn you, Suri, and your undeniable cuteness!)  [popbytes]

Toys “R” Us offers 25% off baby products for trade-ins.  “R” U excited?  I know, I know… *GONG*  [ToysRUs]

More chocolate equals less stress.  In which case, I must be the most laid-back person in the world.  [Dr. Weil]

‘Pregnant man’ Thomas Beatie expecting baby number three.  Three kids under three… I need a nap just WRITING that.  [NY Daily News]

Alec Baldwin attacks photographer after release from hospital, pal blames Kim Basinger for circus.  Well, sounds like all is going well in the Baldwin household.  [NY Daily News]

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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