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Matthew McConaughey Shares Picture of Baby Vida, Camila Alves Not Sharing HER Goodies


Matthew McConaughey Shares Picture of Baby Vida, Camila Alves Not Sharing HER Goodies

Matthew McConaughey posted this lovely photo (don’t all pictures look more romantic in black-and-white for some reason?) of him with baby-mama Camila Alves and baby-girl Vida on his Web siteMateo writes:

“Here’s a pic of our latest family member Vida Alves McConaughey. Thanks for all your well wishes our way, the future’s lookin bright, just keep livin, Matthew and Camila.”

Awwww… look at little Vida!  I had that same look on my face after watching her dad’s movie, Sahara.

And here’s some BREAKING news (you’re gonna want to hold on to your hats for this one):  Camila refuses to — GASP! — have sex for 40 days after giving birth.  She tells

“Where I come from [Brazil], we believe in something we call a 40-day break after the baby.  You have to let your body do its own thing. You give it time to recover and let everything settle down.  In a way, it is nice. There is not so much pressure. You kind of respect all the hard work your body has just done and give it a break. For these 40 days you really take it easy.”

Um… a six-week break is recommended pretty much everywhere, isn’t it?  Certainly is in the States.  Yet media outlets ranging from Us Weekly to The New York Post ran this tidbit like it was the juiciest story EVER.  It’s shocking that those upstanding outlets would sensationalize something like that.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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