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End-of-Week News: A Mom’s Dirty Secrets; Angelina-Gaga Affair; Stage Mothers

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End-of-Week News: A Mom’s Dirty Secrets; Angelina-Gaga Affair; Stage Mothers

A mother of three confesses her “dirty secrets.”  And, NO, that is not the beginning of a Penthouse Forum Letter.  Geesh.  (Trust me, I checked.)  [lilSugar]

Most Amazing Rumor of the Day Thus Far:  Angelina Jolie cheated on Brad with Lady Gaga.  [Showbiz Spy]

Mom gets tramp stamp of a DJ’s FACE to score free Justin Bieber tickets for her daughter (who will no doubt think Bieber is, like, “totally lame” within six months).  [LimeWire]

Parenting advice:  Is sleep the most important happiness habit?   If so, that would certainly explain why I have been grumpy lately.  [Huffington Post]

Bebe Chic debuts new collection of stroller liners for the low, low price of $76!  And by low, I mean high.  [CBB]

A woman discusses dipping her toes into the world of stage mothering.  Even scarier than dipping them into the piranha-filled Amazon basin.  [NYT Parenting Blog]

Babble asks readers to vote for their favorite underappreciated Mommy Blogger.  The Laughing Stork happens to be on there (currently #7); however, I don’t want to unduly influence you, so I’ll just note that if you DO vote for me, a bag containing one million dollars will land on your doorstep.  True story.  [Babble]

Also, you will be helping put food into the mouth of this clearly deprived child:

But again, no undue influence.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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