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Kendra Wilkinson Sets World’s Fastest Baby-Picture Pimping Record


Kendra Wilkinson Sets World’s Fastest Baby-Picture Pimping Record


A mere four days after giving birth, Kendra Wilkinson has already pimped out little Hank Randall Baskett IV to OK! Magazine.   Even the Kardashians are like, Day-um, gurl!  You quick! In fact, this photo session looks like it took place in the hospital because the whole family is still wearing their hospital bracelets.  Instead of going to the recovery room after giving birth, Kendra had them wheel her into the make-up room!

An excerpt from her interview:

Congratulations! How are you feeling?
Kendra: Thanks. I have labor brain. I forgot everything that happened!
Hank: I am in straight awe, trust me.

How did you prepare for coming to the hospital?
Kendra: The good thing about being induced is that it’s like planning a trip, just very calm. We ate a huge dinner before we came to the hospital. I ate a whole batch of brownies because I was nervous. No wonder he’s 9 pounds!

What happened at the hospital?
Kendra: I was induced early in the morning; then it was wait, wait, wait. I was experiencing contractions throughout the day, and I was anxious. I kept checking the monitor every second, like “Is it happening yet?”

Cute kid.  Good thing he’s resting now ’cause he’s gonna need his strength for E!’s camera crews and all the tabloid interviews his mom can rustle up!

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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