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Kourtney Kardashian Plans to Breastfeed for Five Years

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Kourtney Kardashian Plans to Breastfeed for Five Years

Yet another reason to be thrilled the Kardashians are continuing to reproduce…

Khloe Kardashian eloquently tells Rachael Ray about her pregnant sister:

“Kourtney was like, ‘I’m so excited. I don’t have to cook for five years!  And I go, ‘What do you mean?’  She’s like, ‘I’m gonna breastfeed.’ I go, ‘For five years?’  She has, like, no idea!”

Well, her son will certainly be popular when it’s his turn to bring in a snack for the entire Kindergarten class.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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