Well, this should make you feel great about sending your kids to school… A Brooklyn high school is making headlines with its porn-inspired shenanigans — Yes! I just said “shenanigans!” I’m officially old! — when two female teachers were caught “undressed” (and then some) in an empty classroom.
C’mon, educators. At least have the decency to do it discreetly underneath the football field bleachers. Geesh.
Shortly thereafter, a “sexting” relationship between fellow amorous teacher Allison Musacchio, 31, (above, left) and a one-time male student was also revealed.
What is this place… Hooters High?
The low-down on the two incidents:
While students were in the auditorium watching a talent show, Alini Brito and Cindy Mauro were exercising their own special talents on each other when a janitor walked in. [*CUE CHEESY PORN MUSIC*] French teacher Mauro, 33, and Brito, 29, a MARRIED Spanish instructor, were removed from the classroom and sent to Education Department “rubber rooms” while they’re investigated for misconduct, sources said.
Not surprisingly, the episode is the talk of the school. Students even set up a Facebook group to discuss the shenanigans -– and it already has more than 500 fans. “Now you guys wished we installed cameras in our classrooms after all hmm?” wrote one student who needs to revisit Grammar 101.
Meanwhile, Musacchio is also under investigation because a female student spotted her ex-boyfriend’s number on the teacher’s cell phone. Officials allegedly uncovered more than 200 text messages and calls between the two and removed Musacchio from the classroom. Prior to that alleged incident of impropriety, Musacchio was investigated for a “fling” with a former student — however, the incident was not further probed because the boy was of legal age to consent and no longer a student.
Yowza. I can’t imagine any of my high school teachers having sexual relations of ANY kind, let alone with each other or with students. Then again, in my distorted teenage memory, all of my teachers were at least ninety years old.