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Yahoo! Answers: The World’s Most Reliable Source of Pregnancy and Parenting Information

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Yahoo! Answers: The World’s Most Reliable Source of Pregnancy and Parenting Information

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As a new mother, I have frequently tapped into THE most reliable source of medical advice in the universe: the World Wide Web. Because everybody knows the Internet only dispenses information that is one-hundred-percent accurate.

This is especially true of Yahoo! Answers, where “you can ask questions on any topic and get answers from real people.” In fact, I was so impressed with the insightful questions and breadth of medical knowledge on this question-and-answer site, that I’ve decided to highlight the true gems in an ongoing column.  Here’s the latest doozy:

This is absolutely correct, folks — you CAN get your baby, and your baby’s baby, pregnant while pregnant.  That’s why it’s imperative to get in-utero birth control, such as the fetal contraceptive sponge.  Also:  a perfectly acceptable excuse not to have sex, if you’re looking for one.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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