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Marissa Mayer Asks Yahoo! Answers: What Should I Name My Baby Boy?

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Marissa Mayer Asks Yahoo! Answers: What Should I Name My Baby Boy?

New Yahoo! CEO Marissa Mayer welcomed a baby boy Sunday night — and word has it that she and her husband sent out a mass e-mail to solicit name suggestions.  As the head of Yahoo, however, you would think she would reach out to people on — where else? — my favorite site for credible and insightful advice, YAHOO ANSWERS!  We imagined what kind of responses she’d receive if she did…

 

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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