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Nothing Says Motherhood Like a Bullet Belt and Cone Boobs


Nothing Says Motherhood Like a Bullet Belt and Cone Boobs

The good news:  Jean-Paul Gaultier featured a — GASP! — heavily pregnant model on the Spring 2010 catwalk in Paris.

The not-so-good news:  THIS is his vision for maternity wear.  Perfect for that spring baby shower, no?  (You can just poke out the eyes of anyone who tries to touch your baby bump!  Handy.)

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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