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And Now This Word from Kerry Washington, Naomi Watts and Jimmy Smits

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And Now This Word from Kerry Washington, Naomi Watts and Jimmy Smits

JIMMY:  Get your butt over here, Washington.

KERRY:  No, thanks.  I’m good where I am.

NAOMI:  Doesn’t my hair look lovely?

JIMMY:  But I need you to take a closer look and tell me WHAT YOU THINK IT IS.

KERRY:  I think… she’s about to grant us three wishes.

JIMMY:  So it’s a pantsuit…?

KERRY:  I don’t know, Jimmy, I just don’t know.

NAOMI:  I used this organic Omega-3 mayonnaise that Gwyneth Paltrow suggested.  I really do think it makes my locks shine.

JIMMY:  They look like pants and they move like pants, but it could be a dress.  And is that part of my Nana’s lace tablecloth she’s wearing…?  THIS IS HURTING MY BRAIN.

KERRY:  Now you’re trippin’.

NAOMI:  Why is Jimmy looking away?   Is the shine of my hair hurting his eyes?

JIMMY:  I haven’t been this frustrated since my agent committed me to star in “Mother Goose: A Rappin’ and Rhymin’ Special.”

KERRY:  Yup.  Like I said, I’m just gonna continue to stand over here.  WAY over here.

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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