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Kendra Wilkinson and Kourtney Kardashian: (Fake) Breast is Best!


Kendra Wilkinson and Kourtney Kardashian: (Fake) Breast is Best!

Reality show “stars” and mamas-to-be Kendra Wilkinson and Kourtney Kardashian — both of whom have been successfully pimping out their pregnancies to E! and Us Weekly — have yet one more thing in common:  they hope to breastfeed despite having implants.

“I was so scared that I wasn’t going to be able to nurse that when I saw stuff come out of my nipples the other day, I was like, I can breast-feed?” Wilkinson, 24, tells (surprise!) Us Weekly in a joint interview with Kourtney, 30. “And I asked my doctor, who said, ‘That’s fine, but it’s not milk yet!'”

No word on what actually WAS leaking from her nipples.  Which is fine by me.

Adds Kourtney (who, like Kendra, is also due in December), “They say usually you can [breast-feed with implants]. I want to.”

Mmmmm… liquid plastic!

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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