End-of-Week News Deliveries: Sexless Marriages; Celebrity Cellulite; Preschool Screenings

Deciding which is better for your child:  a play-based or academic pre-school.   Or, as our child will surely do, bypassing preschool altogether and pursuing early acceptance to Harvard.  [lilSugar]

Denise Richards’ daughters do their own hair, with very, um, creative results…  Only a matter of time till we see Fergie with that same ‘do.  [Baby Scoop]

What does a new baby really need?  I don’t know, but this new mom REALLY needs a margarita.  It’s been ten months!  This is no way to live.  No way at all.  [Boston Globe]

Because this never gets old:  fun with celebrity cellulite.  [popbytes]

One-in-five married couples has a “sexless” marriage, defined as “having sex fewer than ten times a year.”   Or as “having a baby.”  [CBS News]

On a much more somber note:  Two more babies die in recalled “Simplicity” bassinets.  [Chicago Tribune]