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End-of-Week News Deliveries: Sexless Marriages; Celebrity Cellulite; Preschool Screenings

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End-of-Week News Deliveries: Sexless Marriages; Celebrity Cellulite; Preschool Screenings

Deciding which is better for your child:  a play-based or academic pre-school.   Or, as our child will surely do, bypassing preschool altogether and pursuing early acceptance to Harvard.  [lilSugar]

Denise Richards’ daughters do their own hair, with very, um, creative results…  Only a matter of time till we see Fergie with that same ‘do.  [Baby Scoop]

What does a new baby really need?  I don’t know, but this new mom REALLY needs a margarita.  It’s been ten months!  This is no way to live.  No way at all.  [Boston Globe]

Because this never gets old:  fun with celebrity cellulite.  [popbytes]

One-in-five married couples has a “sexless” marriage, defined as “having sex fewer than ten times a year.”   Or as “having a baby.”  [CBS News]

On a much more somber note:  Two more babies die in recalled “Simplicity” bassinets.  [Chicago Tribune]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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