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Céline Dion’s Genes Will Go On and On


Céline Dion’s Genes Will Go On and On

There’s a reason Céline is on the phone, y’all: she’s telling everyone she’s pregnant!

Yup, a rep for the 41-year-old singer and honorary Oompa-Loompa confirmed the news to various outlets, saying:

“Céline and René are very happy,” and “They are crazy in love over the news … they are overjoyed.”

Hailing from a family of 14 kids, Céline just found out on Monday that she’s pregnant, after she and her husband, René Angélil, conceived with the help of a team of fertility doctors in New York.  The couple has one child together, son René-Charles, who is eight years old and possesses a head of hair that would make Rapunzel jealous.

René, 67, also has three other children with two other baby mamas, and has generously offered to share his own supply of diapers and mashed foods with the new baby.  Awwwww.

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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