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The Hollywood Baby Makin’ Machine Update: Penelope Cruz Edition


The Hollywood Baby Makin’ Machine Update: Penelope Cruz Edition

One of my girl crushes, Penelope Cruz, is reportedly expecting her first child with longtime lovah (and dude who scared the bejesus out of me in No Country for Old Men) Javier Bardem, according to

“Penelope is about four months pregnant,” a source said.  “She’s really healthy now and will be a great mother.”

Penelope will likely join the ranks of Hollywood mommies who don’t need to “put a ring on it.”  She told the August issue of UK’s Psychologies magazine, “When I [have babies], I want to do it really well. I want it to be my best project in life.  I don’t know if I believe in marriage.  I believe in family, love and children.”

Penelope, 35, and Javier, 40, have appeared together in three films — Jamón, Jamón, Live Flesh and Vicky Cristina Barcelona.  And they will soon star together in my current real-life project:  Sleepless Nights (directed by Señor[ita] Baby).

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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