Celebrity Spawn
Beckett O’Brien Earns His Keep
“Uh, Dad? I thought the whole point of your new job was so we could finally pay someone ELSE to clean your car.”

“Uh, Dad? I thought the whole point of your new job was so we could finally pay someone ELSE to clean your car.”
“What’s a baby gotta do to get some shades around here?” Ford thinks. “The glare from...
“We’re in the most exciting city in the world and we’re taking a freakin’ carriage ride? ...
Awwww. Must be “Take Your Kids to Work” day at American Idol. Wonder if Seacrest brought...
Oh, Suri. You’re almost five years old. Five! Old enough to know you’re doing it ALL...
“Huh. Maybe wearing my $700 suede boots in this sand wasn’t the best idea I’ve ever...