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End-of-Week News Deliveries: Fetal Memory; Paternity Leave; The Billionth Update on MJ’s Kids

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End-of-Week News Deliveries: Fetal Memory; Paternity Leave; The Billionth Update on MJ’s Kids

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Study explores babies’ short-term memory in the womb.   Hopefully, my little one forgets all the choice words I’ve been yelling at other drivers lately.  [lilSugar]

Denise Richards opens up about the current state of her relationship with ex-hubby Charlie Sheen.  Just in time for the new season of her reality show! [Baby Scoop]

A discussion of “Preg-orexia” and the Hollywood-driven pressure to lose baby weight.  What, you mean it’s not normal to return to a size zero a week after giving birth?  [Zelda Lily]

Jennifer Aniston hooking up with Gerard Butler for revenge!  Well, I could think of worse ways to exact “revenge”… [popbytes]

Fathers get the shaft when it comes to paternity leave.  Of course, it was giving their shaft to their wives that started the whole darn situation… [BBC]

Parenting a child with autism is stressful.  This update brought to you by Captain Obvious.  [Forbes]

Janet Jackson reportedly offers to raise MJ’s kids.  In response, Joe Jackson cried, “But they’re MY meal ticket!  Um… I mean, beloved grandkids.”  [CBS]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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