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Pop Quiz: Pregnancy Portrait That Makes You Go, “Hmmmm”

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Pop Quiz: Pregnancy Portrait That Makes You Go, “Hmmmm”

This couple is:

1)  Recreating the night they conceived;

2)  Looking down and realizing her water broke;

3)  Posing for this year’s Christmas Card (you’re welcome, Grandma!);

4)  Giving whole new meaning to “child support”;

5)  Making the photographer seriously reconsider his career choice;

6)  None of the above.  They are _____________.

p.s.  Mr. Candy and I once toured an open house in the Pacific Palisades where the couple had a similar photo — with LESS modesty — hanging proudly on their living room wall. Needless to say, we handled it with the utmost maturity: by pointing and giggling incessantly.


Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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