This couple is:
1) Recreating the night they conceived;
2) Looking down and realizing her water broke;
3) Posing for this year’s Christmas Card (you’re welcome, Grandma!);
4) Giving whole new meaning to “child support”;
5) Making the photographer seriously reconsider his career choice;
6) None of the above. They are _____________.
p.s. Mr. Candy and I once toured an open house in the Pacific Palisades where the couple had a similar photo — with LESS modesty — hanging proudly on their living room wall. Needless to say, we handled it with the utmost maturity: by pointing and giggling incessantly.