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Fashion Police: Jessica Biel Edition

Fashion Police

Fashion Police: Jessica Biel Edition

HARLOW:  Three words:  FAB.  U.  LOUS.  Do they make those diapers in my size?

SEAN PRESTON:   I don’t know what to think about her crazy outfit — my mama would NEVER wear so many clothes! — but Mama says she used to play “super special tickle games” with this lady’s boyfriend!

The Laughing Stork Fashion Police commentators:

Harlow Madden, Stylish Toddler

Harlow Madden, Stylish Toddler

Sean Preston Federline, Unwitting Famous Offspring

Sean Preston Federline, Unwitting Famous Offspring

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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