End-of-Week News Deliveries: Labor & Delivery No-Nos; New Autism Findings; Penis Guns

Five things not to say to a woman during labor.  I’d also include:  “However are we going to fit THAT through there?!”  [Lil Sugar]

“How I Met My Baby’s Mother”:  Neil Patrick Harris searching for a surrogate.  [Baby Scoop]

Check out these cell phone bags that are almost as cool as the cell phone holster my dad uses.  Almost.  [Bag Snob]

Britney Spears getting married again?  Hey, as they say, four-hundredth time’s the charm.  [popbytes]

May be time to throw away those sun shades, parents.  Vitamin D deficiency could be a cause of Autism.  [Scientific American]

Offensive or not:  An ad depicting the penis as a weapon.  Well, it does have a tendency to shoot and knock up.  [Zelda Lily]

President Obama tells America’s fathers to “step up.”  Unfortunately, the deadbeat dads too busy “stepping up” to the bar at their local dives to receive the message.  [AFP]