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End-of-Week News Deliveries: Labor & Delivery No-Nos; New Autism Findings; Penis Guns

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End-of-Week News Deliveries: Labor & Delivery No-Nos; New Autism Findings; Penis Guns

Five things not to say to a woman during labor.  I’d also include:  “However are we going to fit THAT through there?!”  [Lil Sugar]

“How I Met My Baby’s Mother”:  Neil Patrick Harris searching for a surrogate.  [Baby Scoop]

Check out these cell phone bags that are almost as cool as the cell phone holster my dad uses.  Almost.  [Bag Snob]

Britney Spears getting married again?  Hey, as they say, four-hundredth time’s the charm.  [popbytes]

May be time to throw away those sun shades, parents.  Vitamin D deficiency could be a cause of Autism.  [Scientific American]

Offensive or not:  An ad depicting the penis as a weapon.  Well, it does have a tendency to shoot and knock up.  [Zelda Lily]

President Obama tells America’s fathers to “step up.”  Unfortunately, the deadbeat dads too busy “stepping up” to the bar at their local dives to receive the message.  [AFP]

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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