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Ten Fingers? Check. Ten Toes? Check. Hairy Armpits? Check!

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Ten Fingers? Check. Ten Toes? Check. Hairy Armpits? Check!

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Confession:  I have been OBSESSED with all things baby this past week.  I am in full-on nesting mode, visiting baby sites, washing baby clothes, watching baby shows and eating baby carrots.  Yes!  They must be BABY carrots!

Mr. Candy is going to be dismayed to read this; however, I’ve also been lurking on shopping sites with adorable baby clothes we ABSOLUTELY DO NOT NEED.

“But honey, we didn’t have a pink sleeper with WHITE piping yet!” I’ll cry in my defense as he checks off the “Irreconcilable Shopping Addiction” box on the divorce papers.

Any-hoo.  This is how, in the midst of my nesting frenzy, I stumbled upon this, um, curious onesie:

Either I’ve OD’d on my prenatal vitamins (“Just one more hit!  PLEASE! Mama needs her shiny hair!”), or that onesie* really does have hairy armpits.  Right?  Although it also kinda looks like thousand-leggers have taken up residence in the baby’s pits.

Regardless, if THAT doesn’t convince people to go green, I don’t know what will!

*Julia Roberts approves this onesie‘s message

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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