Confession: I have been OBSESSED with all things baby this past week. I am in full-on nesting mode, visiting baby sites, washing baby clothes, watching baby shows and eating baby carrots. Yes! They must be BABY carrots!
Mr. Candy is going to be dismayed to read this; however, I’ve also been lurking on shopping sites with adorable baby clothes we ABSOLUTELY DO NOT NEED.
“But honey, we didn’t have a pink sleeper with WHITE piping yet!” I’ll cry in my defense as he checks off the “Irreconcilable Shopping Addiction” box on the divorce papers.
Any-hoo. This is how, in the midst of my nesting frenzy, I stumbled upon this, um, curious onesie:
Either I’ve OD’d on my prenatal vitamins (“Just one more hit! PLEASE! Mama needs her shiny hair!”), or that onesie* really does have hairy armpits. Right? Although it also kinda looks like thousand-leggers have taken up residence in the baby’s pits.
Regardless, if THAT doesn’t convince people to go green, I don’t know what will!
*Julia Roberts approves this onesie‘s message