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Kendra Wilkinson is — *GULP* — Reproducing

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Kendra Wilkinson is — *GULP* — Reproducing

Former “Girl Next Door” Kendra Wilkinson, who has dispensed such wisdom as “I really don’t start planning my outfits until, like, a week ahead, because whatever I put on is gonna be hot — you know, you could wear… two Band-Aids and a cork,” has announced she is expecting a baby with fiancé, Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett.

“Hank and I are thrilled to announce that we are expecting our first child together,” Kendra tells her check writer, E!.  “We are touched by the outpouring of support by our family, friends and fans.”

When asked for his response to the big news, Kendra’s ex-boyfriend Hugh Hefner said, “Who?  Huh?  Pass me my teeth!”

Awwwww.  Kendra clearly has Hef’s blessing.

Beautiful baby name suggestions include:

Easter Baskett

Helena Hank Baskett

Fern Baskett

Eggs-in-One Baskett

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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