End-of-Week News: OctoNut’s “Guilt”; Killer Playgrounds; Stylish Klan Kids

OctoMom confesses she has guilt about “coercing” sperm donor and screwing up kids’ lives.  Then noted, “That confession should be worth at least an Escalade, don’t ya think?”  [ABC]

A convertible high chair that transforms into recliner, swing and high chair.  But does it scrub floors, too?  [Tot Snob]

Rebecca Romijn chats about life without sleep, er… I mean, life with the twins.  [Baby Scoop]

Penis play:  What mothers of little boys have to look forward to.  Hey, Ma, a free toy! [Lil Sugar]

Playgrounds are a DEATHBED FOR CHILDREN!  In related news, “investigative” reports have a flair for the melodramatic.   [MSNBC]

Nicole Richie shows off her baby bump at fashion event.  And, yes, it’s bigger than a Skittle!  But smaller than a breadbox.  [B&S]

Stylish Klan Kids:  The perfect t-shirt for the young bigot-in-training.  [Teeny Manolo]

Barbie goes to Vegas.  No word on whether she gambled away her pink Corvette at the Roulette table.  [popbytes]