I swear on my favorite set of martini glasses that I was innocently searching for “kids” + “TV” in Google images — NOT “SpongeBoob ShortPants” — when I came across this particular gem:
I thought SpongeBob lived in a pineapple — not melons? Personally, I’m less offended by the desecration of the animated sponge with ADD (the artistry is actually impressive), and much more offended by the fact she’s drinking Budweiser. Squidward would not approve.
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