End-of-Week News Deliveries

Stylish Mother’s Day gifts for under $50.  Hmmm… putting up with the teenage years entitles her to a LOT more than that.  (Or so my mom told me when I gave her a handmade seashell necklace.)  [Seattle PI]

“Pregnant Angelina Jolie’s Secrets and Lies!”  Which, conveniently, she apparently shared with Star Magazine.  [popbytes]

Dina Lohan defends her parenting skills.  A defense as solid as Jell-O.  [People]

Mother used sex ads on Craigslist to retaliate against daughter’s rival.  *SIGH*  Whatever happened to more innocent days of writing people’s phone numbers on bathroom stalls?  [Fox News]

Tobey Maguire and wife Jennifer Meyer welcome a baby boy.  No word on whether he was able to leap the hospital in a single bound.  [People]

Lance Armstrong says he broke up with Sheryl Crow because she wanted a baby and he did not.  In other news, Lance Armstrong expecting a baby with new girlfriend.  [USA Today]

Study claims teenagers who watch adult TV may have sex earlier.  Meanwhile, the five teenagers who don’t watch adult TV found living under a rock this week.  [Reuters]

Heidi Klum and Seal announce they’re expecting a girl, thereby balancing out the household’s male-female ratio.  How… sickeningly perfect of them.  [Us Weekly]

Happy Mother’s Day to all you sexy mamas out there!