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Stylish Mother’s Day gifts for under $50.  Hmmm… putting up with the teenage years entitles her to a LOT more than that.  (Or so my mom told me when I gave her a handmade seashell necklace.)  [Seattle PI]

“Pregnant Angelina Jolie’s Secrets and Lies!”  Which, conveniently, she apparently shared with Star Magazine.  [popbytes]

Dina Lohan defends her parenting skills.  A defense as solid as Jell-O.  [People]

Mother used sex ads on Craigslist to retaliate against daughter’s rival.  *SIGH*  Whatever happened to more innocent days of writing people’s phone numbers on bathroom stalls?  [Fox News]

Tobey Maguire and wife Jennifer Meyer welcome a baby boy.  No word on whether he was able to leap the hospital in a single bound.  [People]

Lance Armstrong says he broke up with Sheryl Crow because she wanted a baby and he did not.  In other news, Lance Armstrong expecting a baby with new girlfriend.  [USA Today]

Study claims teenagers who watch adult TV may have sex earlier.  Meanwhile, the five teenagers who don’t watch adult TV found living under a rock this week.  [Reuters]

Heidi Klum and Seal announce they’re expecting a girl, thereby balancing out the household’s male-female ratio.  How… sickeningly perfect of them.  [Us Weekly]

Happy Mother’s Day to all you sexy mamas out there!

Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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