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Parents Speak Out: Kids and Marriage

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Parents Speak Out: Kids and Marriage

A new study reveals that children put a drastic strain on a marriage.  What are your thoughts?

Jim Anderson, New Father and Forklift Operator

“Just a second.  My wife is texting me AGAIN about picking up some fucking diapers.  I TOLD YOU I WOULD, WOMAN!  Can’t I have just a MINUTE to myself?!  …Um, what was the question again?”


Silda Wall Spitzer, Mother of Three and Former First Lady of New York

“That’s true… if by ‘children’ you really mean ‘high-priced hookers.'”

Carolyn Jeffs, Mother of Five

“Children are a blessing from God that only strengthen the bond between a man, his wife and his other two wives.”

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Candy Kirby is the founder of The Laughing Stork and a professional fun-maker who will never stop chasing her lifelong dream: to find the Pomeranian or porn star after whom her parents must have named her. A humor columnist for Disney, Nickelodeon, Scary Mommy, Reductress and Redbook, she also used to be a staff writer for the soap opera, The Bold and the Beautiful, where she penned many scripts featuring prolonged heated stares and countless “Who’s the Daddy?” story lines. Candy lives in Los Angeles with her husband, two young kids and three rescue Persian cats, the latter of whom are the real brains behind this operation (so send all complaints to them).

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