A new study reveals that children put a drastic strain on a marriage. What are your thoughts?
Jim Anderson, New Father and Forklift Operator
“Just a second. My wife is texting me AGAIN about picking up some fucking diapers. I TOLD YOU I WOULD, WOMAN! Can’t I have just a MINUTE to myself?! …Um, what was the question again?”
Silda Wall Spitzer, Mother of Three and Former First Lady of New York
“That’s true… if by ‘children’ you really mean ‘high-priced hookers.'”
Carolyn Jeffs, Mother of Five
“Children are a blessing from God that only strengthen the bond between a man, his wife and his other two wives.”